"Life. Life is wrong, Sachiv"

"OoOoOo Gimme my parking spot! *shuffles away*"

I can taste sawdust in my eye

Just because it can be put on wheels, doesn't mean it should be put on wheels

Are you doubting my alive-ness?

But I'm a builder...

The algorithm is correct but it isn't working

Today I learned that on a build team you must build

Depression is illegal

You can't be a fashionista without fashionista band-aids